Are you Ph0g?

ZarkingFardwarks · Post by **ZarkingFardwarks** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 1:50 pm

ok, has anyone ever seen that SNL skit with david duchuvny, and there's a game show where two people have to banter back and forth and if one of them says "you think you're better than me?!" they lose? yeah phog would lose that the second he opened his mouth

that's what this whole thread reminds me of. lay off the man phog, who gives a shit if he spells correctly, you're not the apponted grammar police

-zf

Ph0g · Post by **Ph0g** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 3:17 pm

I am sorry, but his pathetic spelling errors really get to me, its like flies laying eggs inside your skull.....

The Big Bad Cow · Post by **The Big Bad Cow** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 3:55 pm

well, your sheer stupitidy gets on my nerves, not to mention you are also a 7 year old whiney b**** who cant play wolf.

Ph0g · Post by **Ph0g** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:02 pm

sais the little boy in the corner wearing the "s - t - u - p - i - d" hat trying to memorize all the tips he overheard ph0g giving the other newbies.

The Big Bad Cow · Post by **The Big Bad Cow** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:05 pm

oh-boy... its a dunce hat, you idiot! you of all people should know!

Ph0g · Post by **Ph0g** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:09 pm

I knew that, but I said it differently for the sake of those that don't

The Big Bad Cow · Post by **The Big Bad Cow** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:10 pm

that was a pathetic attempt at a lie.

gotenks · Post by **gotenks** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:10 pm

those who don't know it or those who don't admit they know it
(OK PHOGGY GO SIT IN THE CORNER AGAIN)

Ph0g · Post by **Ph0g** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:12 pm

Only a dumbass would think I am a dumbass, so stop being such a dumbass you dumbass!

gotenks · Post by **gotenks** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:13 pm

well we know what phog's favorite putdown is... hear it alot phog?

The Big Bad Cow · Post by **The Big Bad Cow** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:14 pm

he hears it everytime his parents talk to him.

Ph0g · Post by **Ph0g** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:16 pm

Yep

Ph0g: Damnit mom, I told you to bring me back my spaghettios!!!!!

Mom: Oh I am so sorry, I wish i wasn't such a dumbass

Dad: Don't worry dear, if you weren't I never would have gotten you to marry me!

The Big Bad Cow · Post by **The Big Bad Cow** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:22 pm

na, ph0g's life is more like this:

Ph0g: Damnit dad, I told you to bring me back my condoms!!!!!

first Dad: Oh I am so sorry, I wish i wasn't such a popular gay hooker

second Dad: Don't worry dear, if you weren't I never would have gotten you to marry me!

Ph0g: but, what happened to my condoms? and where are my tampons?

first dad: i am such a dumbass for choosing you as my kid.

Ph0g · Post by **Ph0g** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:25 pm

Cow real life situations aren't to be joked about....pretending your name is ph0g only means one thing....you need to see a counselor.

The Big Bad Cow · Post by **The Big Bad Cow** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 4:32 pm

you need to see a drug therapist.

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